An introspective journey of artistic self discovery, presented as a 6 page comic.
I THOUGHT IT WAS DEEP
r u saying butts aren’t deep tho cuz let me tell u
THAT. IS. IT! I am done with shitty ass people!! I am done with POINTLESS social norms and religious mombo!!!! I am done with all of my self hate.
I am fucking pan, deal with it. I am not bi, I am not lesbian, and I am not straight because I have a boyfriend. I am PANSEXUAL!
If you freaking think I am ugly then stop looking. I know I am not the prettiest catch, but it’s not your catch!
No one will ever love me? Well I highly doubt that, if no one does then I will just try to love myself. A relationship of me, myself, and I.
So just because I am a girl, I can’t play video games? Boys have hands, girls have hands. You usually need hands to play. Therefor I am able.
So you think I am a bitch? Just because I don’t like your jokes about rape and molestation. Well that’s just stupidity and immorality on your part sweetcakes.
Oh so I don’t have any empathy, what so everrrrrr, just because I deny my brother my sympathy? Take a walk in my skin and get back to me on that.
So I am damned? For what? Wanting to make love? Liking girls? Doing boy things? Having a voice? Wanting to think for myself? EHEM! If life should be so restricting that you deny yourself who you are, it’s not living.
So I don’t think those free condoms universities hand out suck as much as guys say they do.
Okay, but seriously. If you’re ever considering sexy times with a guy and he tells you that he can’t wear a condom there is a 100.3% chance that he is a liar, and you should definitely not have sex with him. Don’t have sex with liars. Have sex with a cute honest people that bring you ice cream the next morning. Liars do not bring you ice cream. And if they do it’s ice cream made of lies. Ice cream made of lies is very emotionally unfulfilling. Don’t trust liars or their disease-ridden ice cream.
that was the best safe-sex talk ever.
Why I am suspicious of those who say they got pregnant because a condom “broke”…
HAVE ANY OF YOU EVER USED A CONDOM. HAVE ANY OF YOU HAD SEX YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT CONDOMS. SHUT THE FUCK UP. I’m sick of this shit. Just because a condom has a tensile force high enough to withstand inflation does not mean it can comfortably fit any penis. No one wants latex literally stretched against a boner like it is in this pic. A condom that is too small causes added friction which can lead to the condom tearing. If someone tells you it is too small, you LISTEN. YOU DO NOT HAVE RAW SEX WITH THEM. THAT IS NOT WHAT I AM SAYING. YOU GO BUY A MAGNUM. There are even sizes above that. SO NO THERE IS NO EXCUSE TO SAY THAT A PERSON CANNOT WEAR ANY CONDOMS BUT THERE ARE PLENTY OF PEOPLE WHO DO NOT FIT IN CERTAIN SIZES. And whoever the fuck said they don’t believe condoms break is literally fucking stupid as hell. You didn’t even try to think you slut shaming ignorant ass. Condoms do not break from things not fitting in them. They break due to frictional forces without sufficient lubricant and air bubbles trapped in the reservoir tip that push through the latex upon ejaculation. Proper application requires that the tip be pinched to remove this air while it is rolled down the shaft. Very few people know this due to the rampant lack of appropriate sex ed. Proper condom application technique and education is crucial to effective birth control and STI protection. So before you go spouting your ignorant crap, how bout you think about your penised partner and the overall function of a condom and try to spread real education rather than shaming people.
*raises hand* excellent point my friend. but they didn’t say that they had a problem with people saying they couldn’t fit into certain condoms. they had a problem with people saying they can’t wear condoms. and the responsibility lies to everyone: they’ve had their penis their whole life, they can figure out which size fits them, just like a woman/man can take actions to protect themselves. me and my other have been having sex for eight years with only condoms as the option since i’m unable to take any oral contraceptives due to chemotherapy treatments i had as a child. my baby figured out which condom fit him so that we’d be safe and out of risk of me getting pregnant since at the time they weren’t even sure if my body could withstand being pregnant and surviving. everyone has the ability to treat sex that responsibly, you just have to want to.
that being said, i’m not the ruler of the world: if people want to be safe and do the research for themselves and their partner, then yay for them. but if they want to run around unwrapped, well, that’s their right. at the end of the day, so long as it isn’t rape, you do have a choice. a woman has a choice to walk away just as much as a man has a choice to strap it and wrap it.
it’s both ways people. calm down. no one was slut shaming anyone, just go have fun with your smexy times. at the end of the day: IT’S NO ONE ELSE’S BUSINESS.
What gay men give to the world. A-yup.
On the second one.
There’s this one gay club I go to that actually has a problem of straight guys going there to dance with girls. I guess these guys don’t understand that girls can also be gay, because they assume that any girls at the club are there with their gay guy friends.
So one night I was out on the dance floor, and I see this guy. He’s like over six-foot, at least, all beefed-up, muscle shirt, looks kindof like a douchebag. And he’s just circling the dance floor, in one continuous loop, looking at the crowd like a predator, and it’s creeping me the fuck out.
It’s creeping me out enough that I don’t immediately realize what’s going on nearby. Some girl has attracted one of the Assholes, who has proceeded to begin grinding on her. She’s pushing him away, telling him to get lost. He’s pulling that whole, “come on, don’t be a bitch” spiel, and generally just not getting the message.
BAM. Suddenly, the prowling guy swoops in, like some sort of Gay Avenger. He shoves himself between the girl and the Asshole, grabs the Asshole by the hips, and starts dirty dancing him like a God-damned fuck machine. Asshole completely flips his shit, like how DARE another man try to dance with him at a GAY BAR???, starts spitting curses, and tears ass off the dance floor and out onto the sidewalk.
The Gay Avenger turns back to the girl, inclines his head in an, “are you okay?” sort of gesture. She nods, and he returns to his previous position of circling the dance floor, looking for his next target.
Told this story to some guys upstairs. Apparently Gay Avenger is a regular there.
someone write a comic book about Gay Avenger.
Reblogging for Gay Avenger
Gay Avenger is my favorite story on tumblr
I fukin love 14th century art art because everyone looks so shady and suspicious of ppl around them its AMAZING
or just like they know something u dont and oh my gdfuck i cant
I believe the highest point is reached in Simone Martini’s Annunciation
and the look of absolute hatred Mary and Gabriel exchange.
Like, all of them are like, “who is dis baby?”
"They know I hate babies."
"Did that baby just shit?"