superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:

keepcalm-andpartyyon:

A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.

A question mark walks into a bar?

Two quotation marks “Walk into” a bar.

A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.

The bar was walked into by a passive voice.

Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.

THANKS FOR TEACHING ME THINGS THAT ENGLISH CLASS HAS FAILED TO ACKNOWLEDGE

baitnswitchblade:

chainsandshipsexciteme:

sexting-derek-hale:

mynerdinessoverwhelmsme:

sexting-derek-hale:

Wait do American people not call their friends mate?? Is this a thing???

Yup. I’m sure some do but mostly people just say friend. Which is boring but whatever.

Wait so you go up to your friends and be like “Hello friend.”

we use names

Or bitch.  That one’s used a lot too, and I’m serious too “what up bitch?” Yeeeeah…we’re a kind and noble people…………………………………..

sixpenceee:

Put up all the horrible “wow if that was me, I’d die” ones

For a compilation of horror sleep-over games

And in a way, the actor did… >_>  too soon…?  too soon…

australiansanta:

i forgot my earphones more like throw me off a building

fandomsandfeminism:

Let’s use a metaphor.
You have a shot gun. 
When you shoot the gun, you can seriously wound of kill other people. But the gun will also kick back, and that can REALLY hurt. It can leave a big ass bruise. Hell, if you hold it wrong, and the gun is big enough, you could break your shoulder. Maybe you even shoot yourself in the foot every now and then. 
But you are still the one holding the gun. 

I…well played

fandomsandfeminism:

Let’s use a metaphor.

You have a shot gun. 

When you shoot the gun, you can seriously wound of kill other people. But the gun will also kick back, and that can REALLY hurt. It can leave a big ass bruise. Hell, if you hold it wrong, and the gun is big enough, you could break your shoulder. Maybe you even shoot yourself in the foot every now and then. 

But you are still the one holding the gun. 

I…well played

Straight White Boy Problem #101

straightwhiteboyproblems:

girls take guys’ sweatshirts and flaunt them around like they have vanquished an enemy. Please stop telling people you are wearing my sweatshirt, I just want it back. I’m so cold

yahooentertainment:

Lupita is the best!