katiegeewhiz:

I REALLY LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS

katiegeewhiz:

I REALLY LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS

forgetpolitics:

I. AM. FUCKING. DEAD.

o-oh my gosh i’m trying so hard not to lose it at work right now, this is perfect X3

Fire is burning.

Oh man, if it wasn’t obvious to people before that this was a fanfiction of Twilight, then this trailer just makes it PAINFULLY obvious.  And I don’t mean that as a pun to BDSM because this franchise is a horrible misrepresentation.  

Ugh oh my gosh this movie is gonna be so shitty, I don’t care how much awesome music and filters you put over it.  That people actually take this seriously is laughable in a pitying way.  Of all of the trashy romance books there have been in the world, why is THIS one so big?  

I mean come on, yes, say what you want about Twilight, but at least it knew what it was doing >_<  And the books are fine if you wanna go read them because hey, all trashy romances are trashy romances and that’s why people love them.  This is just, ugh, I can’t, so annoying.  The only thing this movie is destined to be is a drinking game.

cincosechzehn:

prays for a rifftrax version of fifty shades of grey after the movie comes out

quackenbuschlight:

"50 Shades of Grey: The Movie." Or, as I prefer to call it, "American Psycho 2: Watered-Down Problematic BDSM Boogaloo."

fireflyca:

randomhouse:

When you see it…

fireflyca:

randomhouse:

When you see it…

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nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

rainymeadows:

somethingpointy:

Vampire doctors that can smell if you have a blood disease.

Werewolf therapy animals for sick kids.

Nature sprite and nymph nurses that always make sure people have pretty flowers to brighten up their white rooms.

Fauns that go around and sing and dance for patients so that they smile.

Nice monster hospitals would be amazing

Someone write a book about this.

i might