Hmm. I feel like this is a character I haven’t written yet.
IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER
YOU GOTTA tell me really explicitly because I can’t tell when people are actually flirting with me
john green takes a shower
john green eats a bean burrito
john green loses weight
john green finds inner peace
john green killed augustus waters
john green abandons his children
john green’s best friend jumps off a building
the last two were uncalled for.
vagueblogging on tumblr without naming names more like “i do not bite my thumb at YOU sir but i DO bite my thumb”
Do you quarrel sir?
QUARREL sir NOOOOO sir
this just made my night